Q:A good night just turned dark; a neighbor didn't know the meaning of the word 'no'. I like you.l Please tell me something nice.

Hm, I’m not sure what to say. Uh… cupcakes. Flowers. A warm blanket. Putting your feet in new socks.
Is it working?
Q:I vote for this font? (I falsely assume your font choice is one of democracy)

Q:I miss the old font! This one makes my eyes all squinty, and now I am holding you accountable.

Actually, I’ve been worried about readability as I’ve been playing with this new font. I may go back to the old one. Nothing is permanent. Everything in the Universe burns. I love you.
Q:How old are you? How tall are you? What's your zodiac sign? Where are you from?


I was blorped out of my mom on Tuesday, February 9, 1988 at 2:46 AM in Providence, Rhode Island. (I’d have to double check on my birthday by Shire Reckoning.)
I am 5’ 10.75”
I currently live in Los Angeles, California.
Q:red or blue?
I took screen caps and made this gif just to answer this question, so you better love the crap out of it.

Q:i like you're blog. Go you.

Q:How the hell do you find all of those awesome movie GIFs (especially the one from Princess Bride)? "Inconthievable!"

Well, sometimes I see a .gif I really like on tumblr., so I (literally) save it for later. That’s how I found the Princess Bride one.
I also used to be a big YTMNDer and I still have a bunch left over from my days trolling around that part of the internet.
But I think my best .gifs are the ones I make myself…

Q:What made you decide to become a vegetarian?
The short answer is, “all the reasons.”
It got to the point that every time I ate meat, I was doing this in my head:

The long answer involves explaining my feelings on animal welfare, nutrition and health, the ethical problem of having someone do something I couldn’t and / or wouldn’t do myself (kill the animals I was eating), and so on.
To put it concisely, I didn’t feel comfortable eating meat any more and realized that if I were being honest with myself, I hadn’t been comfortable with it for a long time, so I stopped.
Ultimately, it’s a personal choice and as I have found that this conversation tends to incite a lot of anger, I’ll leave it there.
Also, I wanted pizza to be my primary source of nutrition and when you tell people you’re a vegetarian, they tend to assume you eat a weird diet anyway.
Q:Can u post a pic of yourself?
This is literally me:

Actually, there are a lot of pictures of myself throughout my posts if you look back through the archives a bit.
But because you asked, I’ll post one here for reference.

Q:I actually meant both, forgive me for not clarifying.

I tend to prefer shorter content and humor when I’m reading things posted online (Candle Cove notwithstanding) and I really find Sarah Walker hilarious.
I want to answer your question as you meant it, though. I really enjoyed Preparing to Use a Fork.
Q:what stories have you liked recently pretty?
Outside of Tumblr, I am assuming?

I have been reading Arthur C. Clarke almost exclusively. I highly recommend Songs of Distant Earth and Imperial Earth. Childhood’s End is a favorite as well.

I usually prefer people, though I have been known to make love to food.

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Q:So you won't tell us who the biggest one is on? Not even top three in "no particular order?" If not that, then how about the kind of woman or man you like?
I’ll tell you if you tell me, gray silhouette facing right. Or left? Your left, my right.

And I don’t have a “type” if that’s what you’re asking. The people I like are usually creative and I usually do very silly things to show my interest, like wash their car while they’re asleep, or like every single one of their facebook pictures in an hour.
I also tend to be stupidly attracted to them for any number of reasons that vary from person to person. Sometimes it’s their butt. Othertimes it’s their butt. Every now and then, it’s their teeth.
Q:And if they don't have to be famous?
This one time, when I was in Middle-school, Jenny Ellis called me up at home. She was pretending to be someone else and she asked, “so what do you think about Jenny Ellis?” And I was honest. I said that I thought she was kind of weird.
I don’t remember all the details anymore, but I didn’t guess until way later what had happened and what I had done and I’ve felt bad about it ever since. Actually, I don’t think I ever had it confirmed that Jenny was actually on the phone, but this event has stuck with me. And I learned my lesson about telling people that sort of thing when you’re not speaking face to face.

I don’t get asks often and you’re obviously interested, so I’ll compromise. Of the people I currently follow on tumblr., I would say one internet crush I have (not the only one and maybe not even the biggest) is on this lady because of the art and she’s funny.

